For Entertainment Purposes Only

A couple of days ago I received a myspace message from an old acquaintance. Interestingly enough, it came out of nowhere and I have no idea why she was so annoyed, especially since I haven't heard or spoken to her for a year now. Anyways, read it for yourself and laugh with me.

Arlene,

Quite a few of my contacts have been associating myself with STASH magazine and I want you and Nino to make it absolutely clear from now on that there is no association whatsoever. I work for Rolling Stone, The Source, and Mass Appeal, and my contacts have been linking me to a magazine that - although strongly mimics the intellectual property of that I vastly contributed at Ruckus - is not a caliber of "journalism" I stand behind. Hopefully, you can take care of this and not require me to personally contact those who have mentioned your name in conversation in the past year-and-a-half of STASH's conception. If you have any questions, please feel free to give me a call.

Krish



So to Krish, here is STASH's response to your message.


Dear Ms. Krish,

Thank you soo much for the email. Nino and I totally agree. We have decided that we will remove the cardboard cut out of you and your way cool hair out of our board room. We will also take your name plate off the door that we pretended lead to your office. We will also remove your photoshopped picture out of STASH's annual Xmas card. In addition, we will also have to ask for your half of the best friend necklace back. Unfortunetly if you don't "work" for us anymore, we can't be best friends anymore. I mean dream of what it would be like if a journalist of such caliber really did associate with STASH. Someone JUST like you! I mean you say "vastly"! Please feel free to tell the millions of people we told that you associated with us in addition to us being best friends forever that we are indeed not associated and the wedding is off.

xox Stash